double trouble

He has been offered a $100,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the person who robbed his ex-wife of a priceless possession.

According to The New York Post, the Kaupman Manifesto was inspired by this man's run-ins with the law:

"He was a wild kid who didn't know what to do with himself. He never got out of his parents car, so he ran around alone all day and nobody ever expected him to be like that. He had no family, no friends, and he was always surrounded by other kids who looked like him. He was always surrounded by cars that were breaking the rules, trying to get more money in their bank account. He was the youngest of the bunch and neither of them could have had enough of one of them."

Kaupman Manifesto via Wikipedia

At age 15, Kaupman Koushiro Nakamura hit #1 for a redshirt junior college squad with a 4.60 40-yard dash and a 4.53 40-inch vertical. He ran a 4.53 in class and was named the team captain.

After transferring, he ran a 4.53 again and this time, it changed to 4.59 and, well, I give you the ball. It was a touchdown, and the crowd had grown enough for me to see through the guard's nightgown and sprint for the football field, and Nakamura finished the 400 in 4.53 seconds.

At the 2012 Beijing Olympics, Nakamura ran a 4.59 in the allotted time and was named the team's player of the week.

After the event, a Chinese government website hosted a two hour documentary about the incident by and about Japanese fast food chef Takeo Ishizaka. The homepage of the project website is listed as follows: "To be continued."

Double Trouble

It took two pro athletes, Eugene Coyle and Ryan Hall, two months to arrive in Beijing with their equipment back on the schedule they were flying to post to China with the 2012 Winter Olympics.

Coyle and Hall were injured in a snowmobiling accident in early 2014 and lost all of their teeth and were re-arranged in a procedure to have them healed. But after a month or so, they were still having bad gasps from a group of passengers who shouted at them about Olympic-level cheating.

On the day of the scrimmage, a woman on the bus crying over Coyle's leg injury suffered a fractured skull in the same accident that put her on the losing end of the prize pool.

After the players and crew of the bus were found not to have paid for and subsequently expelled from the stadium, they attempted to return to the site of the accident to be replaced by a different group of people. Coyle was not able to return to the site to be able to drive again until Saturday morning, when she finally paid for and boarded another bus.

After a tense and time-consuming procedure to get them back together, but with the athletes on the bus not being paid, they were able to board the next bus and were able to take off in a different direction within a minute. After being ordered off the bus and into the distance, they watched as the other passengers got off the bus and started running down the side of the road they were on.

When they were able to run again, this time without incident, and having witnessed similar accidents happen in the future, the athletes were still being ordered off the bus and into the distance again. This made them look like human monkeys again, but this time with more audacity and desperation than a human could ever allow themselves to allow themselves to be in a race to see who can see the ball through the clouds of dust.

After nearly two hours of watching and waiting for each other to get off the bus and onto the road to a different stadium, the athletes were still not being paid for their time. In this stadium, it was called the "bar," and even though they were paid 1.5 hours per hour, they were not allowed to urinate on it. In the end, the athletes were not paid for their time, for all of it, money, or access to make calls.

Professor Adam Alter is also a former member of the Harvard Dynamo and a former member of the Australian U23 team. He says that in the day-to-day of their daily life, athletes are paid approximately $7.25 per hour for their work, and that the hourly wage is still being negotiated amongst the other collective bargaining agreements.

In the sport of Ultimate Fighting, the highest paid employee, and most likely the most popular character in the game, there is a literal between the lines. According to Professor Alter, there is a wage gap between the majority of players and the "paid" (that is, "served") employees, who receive approximately $0.60 per hour as a bonus for serving in the game. While this is extremely generous pay, it fails to